My strange work hours are starting to impact my whole life. This morning (Christmas), I woke up at 4:00a, read a book for an hour, woke the kids, and opened presents. By 9:30a, I was playing Guitar Hero III and drinking a beer. By 11:15a, I took down all the outside lights and the Christmas tree. By 11:45a, I was eating shrimp cocktail and oyster stew. Now, I’m planning my next major holiday — my birthday!